this is one of the funniest pages i've seen from the umineko manga because in context it makes sense but out of context it really looks like they did the most basic arithmetic possible and then talked about how smart they are for it, topped off by battler saying that actually he had no real idea and was just guessing

OP must have been on their phone or perhaps computer when they made this post

(sexting for the first time) i love you

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

gonna start sorting my steam library like this

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

there are at least three houses in new orleans

too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.

do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

it suuuucks that beggars can't be choosers. i really wanted that other one

Crocs with 4 inch heels. 2 inch inseam brown khakis. Green triforce shirt cropped at the waist and off the shoulder. Messy ponytail. Lanyard.