how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

Bunnicula 1979-1999

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

i'm never going to recover from this 🙇

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”