the micro brewer
i had a biology teacher in high school who notoriously came off as kind of cold, not meanly but very perfunctory and to the point and not the laughing sort, and one day when we were separating out strawberry DNA my group was like haha ewww it looks like mucus and she walks up to us and says “but it snot” and then just keeps moving. my friend said that once during an exam she was honestly really stressed out during this teacher came up beside her, pointed to the grainy exam print out image of like just some guy, and said ‘that’s you’, and then just kept walking also. who are you
look, if i catch sight of a mutual’s unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony’s ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i’m sorry, it’s nothing personal, but it’s in my contract
