TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS
the rat play area has moved! miso knows less than usual
i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange
new sex position just dropped it’s called 87’ing and it’s when you bite the penis off
markiplier does have to be watching you btw
Ok, so I am now watching the full 18 minute video on YouTube and it's amazing.
Especially the line "I realised I have absolutely no idea how to teach an octopus piano."
I need everyone to see the update on Mattias' yt community tab
i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.
A romp in the rain for Raz...! ...Who then has to deal with the consequences of romping in the rain.