Yeaaaaaaaah!

spectromania:

spectromania:

spectromania:

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

(via the-seelie-court-official)

rosslynpaladin:

whitefangthefightingwolf:

lonelyroommp3:

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

ok but being the big bad wolf is ALSO a compliment

A-WOO!

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

tiredqueertranarchist:

roycohn:

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

More gentle youths from @spacefuneral’s tags

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from spaceFuneral reading: #this reminds me of how these two teenage girls apparently come into my work often and i didnt recognize them but they recognized me #and they were like “ do you just have a collection of mystical cat shirts” #and i was like oh god im about to be bullied by teenagers #and i was like haha yeah! #and said that one person gifted me one and then suddenly i was collecting them #and they were like “i love that i love your vibes” #and “thank you for sharing your lore” #and i was like god damn………. peace and love on planet earth /End ID]

(via redspecs)

prokopetz:

When I was at my doctor’s office yesterday they were playing an easy listening cover of “Africa” by Toto in the waiting room. If you had asked me prior to this experience, I would have confidently asserted that an easy listening cover of “Africa” by Toto would be redundant, but evidently I did not properly appreciate just how easy the listening could get.