I think we need to discuss what The Hex looks like from The Scaldra side given they have no clue of anything regarding Warframes.

January 12th 1999, Viktor Vodyanoi is baffled that 50+ new members joined The Hex litterally overnight.

He has no idea which of them, if any, are the Drifter Nightingale keeps talking to on the coms.

Imagine you’re a Scaldra recruit in the beautiful Hollvania. Your Kinepage rings you in with some unknown contact who has SOMEHOW found your number.

“I AM BLASTING DRAGONFORCE - HIGHWAY TO OBLIVION ON MAX VOLUME AND APPROACHING RAPIDLY”

Suddenly the source of the page flies right in your face, a weird evangelion-fairy-thing the size of your palm. You don’t take long to process everything before your head is grazed off.

Your squad tries to shoot at it but they’re too distracted by robo butterflies as the insect lady picks them off in quick succession.

It then proceeds to sell off your weapons to some unknown buyers then stands completely still in the streets, for 24 hours straight.

they took my favorite game out back and shot it

killing the franchise wasnt enough im genuinely convinced they want him forgotten

Bony may have lost themselves…

I made an animatic of my favorite parts of the TADC charity stream! Don’t ask me where I got the energy because I don’t know

I can’t post this to youtube just yet, so for now it’s gonna be a low quality tumblr video

@vixenvtuber @justtheclippy @kovox @actuallynickels

I think we need to discuss what The Hex looks like from The Scaldra side given they have no clue of anything regarding Warframes.

January 12th 1999, Viktor Vodyanoi is baffled that 50+ new members joined The Hex litterally overnight.

He has no idea which of them, if any, are the Drifter Nightingale keeps talking to on the coms.

Oh my god this idea is so funny

Honestly go read the tags and reblogs yourself because it's hysterical, here's my thanks for making me almost piss myself

“Legend tells of a being older than Void, known by many as Rk’NaGarr, who created the Warframe Universe by random chance. Every year, his subjects must feed him a bounty of his greatest, most annoying mistakes (scorpions, nullifiers, acolytes (Torment is the tastiest), etc.), or he will return with the Forbidden Valkyr Main in the Day of Shutdown, ending us all with the final Hysteria.”

Disney hits LGBT people again in a cartoon, stupid and despicable, that's how I see Disney

“There’s room for everyone under the rainbow.”

I think we need to discuss what The Hex looks like from The Scaldra side given they have no clue of anything regarding Warframes.

January 12th 1999, Viktor Vodyanoi is baffled that 50+ new members joined The Hex litterally overnight.

He has no idea which of them, if any, are the Drifter Nightingale keeps talking to on the coms.

Where’s the G-Man when YOU need him?

Just uh, don’t let these guys find out about Nullifier Technology.

I think we need to discuss what The Hex looks like from The Scaldra side given they have no clue of anything regarding Warframes.

January 12th 1999, Viktor Vodyanoi is baffled that 50+ new members joined The Hex litterally overnight.

He has no idea which of them, if any, are the Drifter Nightingale keeps talking to on the coms.

Where’s the G-Man when YOU need him?

Skibidi Banjo

Because the notes are full of people arguing over which game is better

Remember kids:

aw dangit

So anyway, I'm having a lot of fun with Buckshot Roulette! :D

Shark watcher... What did YOU do to big fish???

HANNIBAL LETTER BOT??

I had no idea Scott Adams had gone that far, though I confess I haven't followed him, or Dilbert, in YEARS.

I am JUST now discovering the magic of Dilbert and THIS mofo named Scott Adams, THE CREATOR, has already made another Harry Potter Incident? God.

Yeah, sadly, this was only one of his diatribes. He has a variety of other varieties, especially regarding gender roles and gender identity, which soured me on him permanently.

It's a shame because Dilbert was HUGE back in the 90's (His own cartoon for onw, and Scott Adams got a cameo in "Babylon 5") and some of his cartoons were very on point.

"𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜?"

3-1-23: Dilbert loses his job.

𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

I had no idea Scott Adams had gone that far, though I confess I haven't followed him, or Dilbert, in YEARS.

I am JUST now discovering the magic of Dilbert and THIS mofo named Scott Adams, THE CREATOR, has already made another Harry Potter Incident? God.