three shrups and a shrowl

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

it gets pretty intense at bingo night you might want to bring holy water

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

more of january's comms

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.