some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn

the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle

manhandle for @merthurmicrofic

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

in less than 3 months we went from dan and phil calling each other their best buddy to dan loudly and confidently saying that him and phil need to get it on freak nasty style in their kitchen. never give up

i am high on tzatziki

This.... THIS is an official book. That's officially being promoted...

It is not supernatural. It's not fanfic.

I wish I was making this up

IM CRYING WHAT

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

I of course love all versions of Phil Lester, but especially since the hard launch podcast has been airing, I do keep having moments where I'm reminded JUST how much of him he was holding back in the past. Every episode he gets to be like "I'm GAY and I love talking about sex, I have sex with MEN. Specifically THIS man, my partner of sixteen years Dan Howell. I will now piss him off on purpose. Speaking of, PISS. SHIT. FUCK. CUM." I am SO happy for him. True freedom

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

anyone up thinking about lesbian merthur

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

Lets make it Minecraft to make it quicker

The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

Phil's parents first impression of Dan must have been wild. "Phil brought home an Emo boy from the internet and now all our clock batteries are gone"