NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

I was bored in class

Gamer cats

when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.

Boo are cute <3

2023

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED

okay we're doing this in 2024 for sure

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

everybody wants to rule the world

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with