Been here since 2012.
Interaction witnessed at post office today:
Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.
Twas this
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
I'm not against nude dresses, I just want equality. If women show up on the red carpet wearing clingfilm and two sequins, I want men to do the same. I want to see Michael B Jordan's nipples in a mesh top. I want to see Timothy Chalamet's entire ass. I want to see Tom Cruise march out there wearing nothing but a strategically placed satin handkerchief to prove that he's still got it.
Until there's at least five semi-nude men at every red carped event, I suggest female movie stars all wear suits, or if they don't like suits, high-necked long-sleeved ankle-length ballgowns.
Either dress code is good with me as long as it's consistent.
This clip feels like a fucking fever dream but like. A fever nightmare oh my god. Imagine seeing this without context.
Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.
If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is
You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy
i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.
what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?
I'm pissed because we lost to some elves
darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven
transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control
power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins
jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin
nightmare eels season
hawks trade young to wizards
vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push
p-bruins topped by bears
are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?
seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear
(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
How do I even choose
explosions-are-funny asked:
How did you come across/join tumblr?
-Pinterest refugee
-Tumblr reddit posts refugee
-someone told me of it
-twitter/bluesky refugee
-secret fifth option
a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay answered:
How did you come across/join tumblr?
Pinterest refugee
Tumblr reddit posts refugee
someone told me of it
twitter/bluesky refugee
secret fifth option
personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic
txttletale
sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four
