demon SQH with human cultivator MBJ
— (1) SQH:"ahaha mister cultivator I assure you this isn't really necessary... I promise I won't run away—" MBJ:"shut up."
(2) demon SQH design sketch
(3) jackopose challenge on twitter
(4) bratty demon SQH + SQQ
(5) "the cat that got the cream"
A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OBAMA 3DS
As of December 2025 the OBAMA 3DS will not work…it had a long and hard battle but inevitably succumbed to the wounds sustained over lots of love and gaming.
I would like to further the obituary by saying that I LOVED to draw on my 3DS and so here is the obligatory (everything I’ve drawn) on the Obama 3DS that I documented (the rest of it is lost to his mind palace) (actually now that I’m going through my camera roll I did not take photos of anything so we have only scraps) ART DUMP
Vaggie must have thought she'd gone crazy cuz she legit was bleeding out, dirty, stinky, half-conscious with missing limbs, kinda rotting away in a dumpster and then she suddenly gains a rich sugar mommy willing to pamper her like a doll out of nowhere. And allat after spending YEARS in military camp. I'd lowk dissociate if I was her she's stronger than me
tmoblr bitch: reigen is a fake psychic and a fraud!
me: **growls really hard**
serizawa: its okay babe they’re just jealous….
me: i know serizawa, i know…
dimple: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW DIMPLE SERIZAWA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
dimple: you’re so boring **brainwashes the entire city**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
mob: **psycho**
First post yahh its TGCF inspired ofc and like also I had such a hard time figuring out where to put my watermark and uhhh also this took a while to make and uhhh also I haven’t read the tgcf books in like sooo long but I still think about the story every fucking day because it’s so beautiful and hua cheng is just so gorgeous and handsome uRghH
Can you guys imagine: Snailzun.
Shizun produces a sort of slime at all time so that when people touched him they came away with a thick but sticky film all over there hands. And when he walks around it leaves a little snail trail of footprints and he uses his shell 🐚 as a backpack to store all his interests (And Binghe, when he’s smaller). Then Binghe comes back from the abyss and snailzun is too small to store him :((( and someone accidentally puts too much salt in snailzun’s food so Binghe gets mad and kills him. Can you imagine sticky snailzun crawling into bed with Binghe and them practically fusing together and getting stuck because of all the slime attaching their skin
LBH in the abyss bursting into tears every single time something is slimy bc it reminds him of Shizun and now he has to kill it
Trauma leveled up successfully
Can you guys imagine: Snailzun.
Shizun produces a sort of slime at all time so that when people touched him they came away with a thick but sticky film all over there hands. And when he walks around it leaves a little snail trail of footprints and he uses his shell 🐚 as a backpack to store all his interests (And Binghe, when he’s smaller). Then Binghe comes back from the abyss and snailzun is too small to store him :((( and someone accidentally puts too much salt in snailzun’s food so Binghe gets mad and kills him. Can you imagine sticky snailzun crawling into bed with Binghe and them practically fusing together and getting stuck because of all the slime attaching their skin
AU where SY transmigrates as Bingge’s harem. All of them. As a hive mind.
LBH doesn’t notice at first, as each body continues acting more or less like their previous selves, if a bit more doting. They take more interest in the politics of the joined realm, offering shrewd insight that never fails LBH. They show more concern over Xin Mo, but still shyly offer themselves to sate it. They hold him closer when he takes them, and gently stroke his hair in the aftermath. Most often, multiple wives harmoniously join his bed, using many pairs of hands take care of him, combing his hair and massaging his shoulders and kissing down his chest at the same time, each as gentle as the last.
Things start to seem off when he realizes his wives will often stop moving when he leaves the room. He’ll catch a few of them sitting together staring blankly into space, only to light up and return to normal when he makes his presence known. There hasn’t been any conflict within his harem in months, and the rare times Binghe has overheard arguments between his wives, they sound nonsensical, more like a crazy person talking to themself.
Stranger still, every eligible young woman he’s met recently has known too much about him, and acted a bit too familiar, patting his head the exact same way his wives had all begun to.
Something is wrong with his wives, and Binghe should be concerned, but that something has made them all love him more than before, with a warmth Binghe had thought was lost to him. There is something wrong with his wives, and Luo Binghe doesn’t want it to stop.
#svsss#bingyuan#oh I really like this#although now I'm thinking about what if he only transmigrated into SOME of the wives#like airplane had a bad habit of forgetting and mixing up some of the less popular ones over time#and sometimes he would like bulk out the actual count of wives to be higher than the number of named & accounted for women#so the system resolves the problems by casting shen yuan in the role of the faceless/nameless/storyless 'wives' in the harem#and at first shen yuan's just kind of chilling as an eldritch hivemind monstrosity in the background#but then luo binghe grabs one of his wife drones at random to deal with xin mo backlash#and he starts going through the experience detailed above and gradually binghe realizes that he can't actually remember marrying these wive#he can't remember their names and their faces won't stick in his mind#eldritch horror but it's a love story (via @sunderwight)
a little update to the animation that was not even supposed to be fully animated :3 finally you can tell who's supposed to be who
Crazy to me that Yue Qingyuan becoming Binghe’s Shizun isn’t a more common fan trope. Yue Qingyuan seeing his Xiao Jiu in this street kid who acts so much like him and forming an unhealthy emotional dependency. Binghe getting taken in by a big gentle bear who treats him oh so kindly and tenderly. Shen Jiu seeing he’s being replaced and Binghe seeing he’s a replacement. The fact that Yue Qingyuan sealed Tianlang Jun. the amazing curative properties of dual cultivation with a heavenly demon and the whole everything with Xuan Su. Yue Qingyuan being Shen Yuan’s narrative parallel. There’s so much untapped potential there, but mostly I want to imagine YQY having wayyyyy fewer boundaries with baby Bingbing than is appropriate because he just wants to take care of his Xiao Jiu like he used to 🥺 vs Binghe feeling as though he’s won the lottery with the best daddy (every sense of the word) ever who washes him and holds him and let him sleep in his bed with him and takes care of him and buys him all the nicest things
Ugh my boss is super obsessed with the hero and defeating him by his own hand and idk I just worry that it's a bit... one-sided? Like I don't even think the hero lies awake at night dreaming about defeating Boss. I could be wrong though it's just a vibe.
Boss went to all the trouble of setting up a showdown in the Hills of Despair over the tomb of the hero's dead mother and the hero didn't even turn up.
I figured that'd be a turning point but no Boss is just like "no no he has a point this was moving too fast I should have set the dual up in front of the sacred temple instead" like damn man. Have some self-respect! You're an A-tier evil wizard!
There are other heroes you could be challenging!
There's that hot blond elf paladin who keeps coming by the purge the undead, that valiant warrior princess who has sworn to bring about the end of all evil magic, the bumbling dwarven minstrel with the lush beard who is actually really competent somehow...
"Maybe if I team up with him to defeat the King of Destruction he'll understand that only my dark powers are a match for his blade of light" sure Boss. Whatever happens me and the other hench goblins got your back, yeah?
Starting to think this hero must have lowkey hypnotic powers that just make people obsessed with him. World's most standard looking human dude with a magic sword and somehow he's got solid 10's schlepping his luggage and cooking his meals and bridal carrying him up to the King of Destruction's castle just so he can get the last stab in.
Joke's on him I'm gonna seduce his chief minion to the side of evil.
Possibly literally wish me luck.
Post-it Qijiu reconciliation for the soul :)
Circulating. Seasonal depression is creeping around now.
Lets keep this moving
Qijiu actually have to have sex on Yue Qi’s schedule. He’s on such a high dose of antidepressants that unless it’s part of his hormonal cycle where his libido is highest it will take hours of effort to make him cum if he is able to at all. Shen Jiu wouldn’t admit it but it gives him a complex when he can’t get his Qi-ge off after being made to come 3 times in a row.
Poor Jiu-mei has a much higher libido, and while Yue Qi is more than willing to suck him off as many times as he desires, he’s not getting his back broken >:/
