St. Cerise's Candle

how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

evergreen post

one of my expensive candies imported from a far off kingdom is missing. yes again. call all the maids. i’ll have to kiss them all on the mouth and see who tastes the most like candy. yes this is the most effective way to find out who took it.

learning a lot toda✍️y

The idea that you shouldnt fuck your friends is wild. Theyre the ones who like me and make me laugh and take care of me. Who else am i supposed to fuck? A stranger?

"what if it ruins the friendship" we're spending time together doing something we enjoy

"won't the dynamic change" all interactions do that

"what if someone catches feelings" I already feel emotions about my friends

sucks that you can't sexualize your gender and species euphoria without the biggest idiots on the planet calling you agp or whatever

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

a soft bed of stars ✨

[IMAGE ID: A painting of a blue bear peacefully sleeping upon a pool of starry sky. The moon hangs above, the sky dripping off of it like a waterfall. The moon is surrounded by bright blue sky and pink clouds. Larger star hang around it like ornaments. The scene is surrounded by a blue border segmented like the tiled edges of a pool.]

this is the fourth bunny i’ve seen in the past 24 hours… what does it all mean

i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.

i've stopped myself from doing this three times in the past 24 hours

WELL STOP STOPPING YOURSELF

A cover letter is so fucking humiliating if they want me to show enthusiasm for the position they should just let me loose on their sequencing equipment with random samples I find out in nature and see the vigor that I consume it with but nooooo instead I have to grovel about how my dream is to take that passion and serve capitalism with it

Also like. Are online job applications even a thing right now. I'm just firing shit into the void. I've gotten interviews but they're all with places I had direct connections to. Soooooooo why the fuck even post the job at this point. It's just my nepotism vs the other applicants nepotism. Like a pokemon battle

my fucking god JUST BUILD THE SODDING THING

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

hungarian words you should probably try not to confuse: vérmérgezés (lit. 'blood poisoning'; means sepsis) and vérfertőzés (lit. 'blood infection'; incest)

Sepsis and stepsis. got it

an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result

this isn't an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i'm-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature

people are asking "are you okay" and "what the fuck does this mean". you are not contributing to divine phylogeny

I rock up to strip poker night wearing a t-shirt with an image of a Russian nesting doll on it. When I lose my first hand, I take it off to reveal I was wearing a second shirt underneath with a smaller but otherwise identical print. After the sixth shirt I am thrown out of strip poker night.

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