Hey, can I lay next to you and needily paw at you while my tail whacks against the bed from how happy I am to finally be physically in your presence?

picks you up and wiggles you around a lot and then puts you back down

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

showing my chubby transfem puppygirl an edible and then closing my palm around it whenever she gets close like in the famous video “ragebaiting my fat dog part 20”

oh watanare 66 is. oh my god

is it really my fault that i can see a glowing visual indicator on every girl that will become docile upon having the back of its neck grabbed?

it's important to recognize the role that collars play in maintaining a girls free-will and spirit. without a collar protecting your neck you might as well be asking to be turned into a docile plaything.

although its certainly a low-hanging fruit, "reblog to _ the person you reblogged from" is necessary stimulation and enrichment for horny women who are too shy to actually talk to each other directly

reblog to stimulate the girl you reblogged this from

friends who send you porn they think you might like are awesome actually

anything is lesbian sex if you have an enlightened mind and a pervert's beautiful heart

silly test subjects get put in the giant centrifuge

she's trying to figure out how to use this new discovery for world domination but for some reason she cant focus lately

it’s important that you bite that trans woman’s thigh a little. give her a mark to remember you by.

the trans girls will keep kissing until morale approves. and then a good deal after morale improves as well.

I'm soooo gropeable and you can even get some honestly embarrassing noises out of me if you find the right spots and yet!! here I am!! ungroped!!! ridiculous, frankly

okay so like. exhibitionism, but instead of showing yourself off, someone else is stripping you and showing you off, like a prized object

calling trans girls perverts for being trans is transphobic yeah but it’s also lame. obvious low-hanging fruit. find out her debilitatingly embarrassing turn-on and then call her a pervert for THAT so she gets all red and cute and blushy and starts stammering

really high level witch who gets adventurer parties asking her to join all the time but when you look at her skills and spells its just things like "charm person" and "aphrodisiac cloud" and "summon tentacle demon" and shit that isn't useful in combat at all and she's actually just a pervert

new tattoo

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