marius-vonraum:

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

privatejoker:

this year i will draw pictures

screenshotsofdespair:

aniseandspearmint:

oakenroots:

aevios:

aevios:

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like “hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there” and it is

“wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?” its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you’ve ever seen a paper clip, like this

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we’ve all seen it

technofinch:

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

rabbits will look at you like this after waking you up at 4:30am while youre sick with the Super Flu

so-much-for-subtlety:

dogpuppy:

nyaa:

2005-07-21

teomodo: