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  • nouveau-riche-princess

    i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

  • plant-diets2savehumans

    Are … are the carnists ok??

  • nouveau-riche-princess

    yeah i dont work at a carnival or anything but im good im okay i appreciate you asking yo

  • plant-diets2savehumans

    ‘carnist’ is the name for someone who consumes corpse and other animal products. Such as “chili con carne” or “carnivore.”

    You were perhaps thinking of “carnie”

  • nouveau-riche-princess

    oh okay pretty common mistake no problem dude but yeah i don't even really go to carnivals or anything even as an attendee

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  • hentaiviewer666

    WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?