Have you held multiple jobs for less than 6 months?
Yes, this was when I first entered the workforce
Yes, this was when I had been working for awhile
Yes, I am/was a student who only worked seasonally in the summers/winters
Yes, other circumstances
No, I’ve held only one job for less than 6 months
No, I have always held a job longer than 6 months
I have never had a job before
you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?
can i fucking help you?
I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree
Puggification of the modern car
I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.