Joey

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Never trust a freak who kills for sport.

let's hang out on the floor together

“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

—Hao Jingfang, ‘Invisible Planets,’ in Invisible Planets: Contemporary Chinese Science Fiction in Translation, tr. & ed. Ken Liu

If Dracula wasn’t in the time period it’s in then it would be a good candidate to be made into a found footage movie or fake true crime documentary, considering that it’s the literary equivalent of a found footage movie.

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

cis men who hate trump! you now especially have a great way of protesting. literally just wear a skirt. paint your nails. put on some eyeshadow. commit gender fuckery you otherwise wouldn't bother with as an act of protest. because how fucking dare they tell ANY of us how we should be forced to dress and act and exist.

stand with your trans siblings: let's fight this nazi shit together

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

"Barty has a knife kink!"

"Barty has a blood kink!"

"Barty has a biting kink!"

No. Barty has an Evan kink. Evan's into this? Cool. So is Barty now. He could find it the most utterly foul thing when he hears about it, but the moment Evan's doing it? He loves it.

i love like, pseudosex

erotic vampire bites, magic ritual that feels Very Good to participants, multi-person fusion, mind-meld, sexy mitosis, consensual mindfuck, love-hivemind, being tfed into something or other, that sort of stuff

its hot

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!