insta doodle requests part idk

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

green tea = yellow bile

mocha = blood

lemonade = phlegm

vodka = black bile

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

trying to acquaint myself with his face

hey dont cry Autism Creature speculative biology

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

good news: any time a venus flytrap plant produces flowers, it looks really stupid ♡

I have no idea how Venus Flytraps are pollinated but I am now imagining this is designed to try to keep pollinators well away from the jaws of death.

That is in fact exactly why they're like this! (Several species of carnivorous plants do the same thing)

Oooh! Bog time! Tumblr loves a bog:

(Image from Minnesota Wildflowers)

Pitcher plants do the same thing and have really cool looking flowers!

The plant version of it's not stupid if it works.

I’ll think to myself “Should I keep reading horrible online takes things that make me mad in ways that have no immediate productive output or should I make pasta and read a book” and then I’ll be genuinely stumped. Who could possibly solve this impossible riddle. Maybe I’ll find the answer by going even deeper into the blogs of terrible smug idiots

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

The court jester has arrived

Tell us a joke little guy!

If you don’t draw yaoi on the first page in your new sketchbook what are you doing? 😝❤️‍🔥

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

upnextdesigner: EVERYONE MEET @hannichka, the superstar woman behind everyone’s favorite show Heated Rivarly!

he’s literally him if you care

He’d left Russia, he was uneasy in America, and he’d spent his entire adult life drifting between continents and between lovers. But now he had been reeled in by this annoying Canadian, and all that he knew was that he wanted to stay. He wanted to anchor himself to Shane and just...stay.

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams presenting at the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards