TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
teeth?
im open to suggestions for more of these! i wish i had more time for the concept this week :/
I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.
I love how this implies you chose your friends by their ability to kill right people.
I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.
They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.
ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.
very compelling argument
it's very funny to me that the advice in the notes divides cleanly into two camps:
Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍
you need to oscillate between your comfort zone and your discomfort zone, like going between a sauna and a icy lake
[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse
“‘But you told me-’ 'I know. I was wrong, I admit, but I’m a mental illness. You can’t hold me responsible.’ 'Can’t I?’ 'No, I wasn’t in my right mind, but this time I see it all clear.(…) What would you say if I told you that Netherworld really exists?’ 'I’d say you were nuts’ 'And you’d be absolutely right, seeing as how I’m a mental illness, but my information about Netherworld’s existence comes from a crystal clear source. It’s as clear as-’ 'What source?’ 'Another mental illness’”
— Walter Moers “Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures” translated by John Brownjohn
People like to say I overreact about the City of Dreaming Books graphic novel, but what if I told you that, in the graphic novel, Colophonius dies of shock between frames, to which nobody really reacts. Except Golgo(/Al in English), who drily remarks "that was too much for him".
You know. Just like in the book.
