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shiftshapeing:

holeodemony:

karimitic:

mandatalks:

mandatalks:

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.

The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?

THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (I’m a guy now but that was me!!!)

Okay for context, long story short,

Our family is really weird. Really weird. We’re not aliens (at least not that I know of although it’d explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone ‘humans’ which is really funny — shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera — not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.

A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if I’m anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldn’t be surprising.

She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.

When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.

She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didn’t remember what store, only that it doesn’t exist.

Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!

TLDR; I’m the alien, and hi :) we’re doing fine

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newsandstuffisee:

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0nlyhere4phil:

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bipolarmango:

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it’s just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I’m not saying you’re faking it’s just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

41protons:

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…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

kurhanchyk:

kurhanchyk:

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are you okay i noticed you reblogging “a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease” again

renaithri:

renaithri:

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

spicymochi:

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clown cats

moshroom:

moshroom:

moshroom:

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he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

he’s done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

screenshot of tags on tumblr which says "#gamer rage"ALT

fullmetalist:

f1ve-more-minutes:

saywhat-politics:

The best shot of the year

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Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it’s not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she’s a badass billiards pro