if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.
Knives Out: Autumn in a country house
Glass Onion: Summer on a private island
Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town
So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.
my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield
this is the last thing i ever pinned to my dark academia board and i can't ever add anything else. what else is there to say
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“who radicalized you?”
I did NOT recite “with liberty and justice for al” every morning at 7AM just to be called radical for wanting liberty and justice for all.