extremely evocative textbook diagram
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday
[VD: The opening of the anime "Lucky Star" sped up and set to the second verse of Green Day's "American Idiot", starting on "Well, maybe I'm the faggot America".
Full lyrics: "Well, maybe I'm the faggot America / I'm not a part of a redneck agenda / Now everybody do the propaganda / And sing along to the age of paranoia". End VD]
it's hot enough to fly an egg out there
Me: "Oh, haha, they typed FLY an egg, what a funny little typo."
Video: *plays*
Me:
Never been touched by a man or woman and to top it all off my pussy doesnt even work. Dollar store charcuterie board for dinner
???
happy anniversary to the great molasses flood
Yay another year another opportunity to celebrate great molasses flood
they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE
sorry that was meant for the tags
it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture
booboo wheel containment. cell status: holding
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
R U TRANSGENDER????????
No, I am not transgender.
But if I may ask, is there anything that made you think I was? And if so did you think I was transmasc or transfem?
Damn that came out weirdly
It's just that i saw u repost something that was like. About transitioning and i was so confused
I thought u were transmasc
ive seen people list him as one of their favorite trans guys on tumblr too 😭😭😭
I SAW THAT TOO KRJEKENRKEKT
Wait huh?
U r a transgender boy now .
How does that work?
uhh i guess since i'm trans and you're my clone that makes you an honorary trans boy now
Tenth Doctor + food and drink