I loved the like button showing pumpkins for halloween, and now we've got a Christmas version.

When you like something tagged with christmas, the like button turns into a pair of blue mittens making a snowball.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

Alucard? Hmhmm

Happy bday to me! 🎂 🎉

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

its back

"...shh... you don't want our friends to hear you, do you? Good.." a hand perched ever so lightly on your throat and his other on your thighs, up against the back alley wall of some downtrodden city. You had distracted him from the mission at hand, to the point he pulled you away from everyone just to release his pent up lust. He knew after this he'd drag you home and make you pay for making him feel like this but right now he needed to calm his needy bunny and let out some of his mind on you.

"Cmon, faster for me bunny.. you can do it.. let me see you tremble.." cooed with a smirk he runs his hand down your quivering thigh as you ride him back home after it all, chuckling at the way you struggle to keep up the momentum, occasionally bucking his hips up into you just to watch you whine.

"Good little slut.. cmon..." A growl in your ear as he hovers over your form, hands cold on your body as he sends tingles up your spine, watching the way you arch your back with keen interest. He loved to watch you as you fucked yourself onto him like this, his thoughts only on you, loyal to your body and your mind only in this moment.

"You struggling? You want my help, bunny? Come on, beg." Purred from his lips as he watched you struggle to keep fucking yourself onto him, trying to rile you up and get you to beg for what you wanted. He watched every tremble and twitch you made with a hawks eyes, relishing in every whimper and whine you gave.

"You're doing so good my little slut.. let me take care of you..." Growled into your ear as he flips you over and starts a much faster pace, caressing your face with one of his hands, rubbing your cheek with his thumb as he sets this new speed.

"Beautiful, fuckin beautiful. You look so good underneath me." Panted as he watches your stunning face contort with pleasure. If he could ask for anything on earth, he could swear watching your blissful face as you squirmed underneath his hold would be in the top 5.

"You did so good... my gorgeous, delicate little bunny.." Hummed to you after he finished fucking you to mush, pressing cold kisses to your face and neck to ease the discomfort as he cleaned up the mess from the night, content.

FJDJJFJDIB RAHHH IM CLAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE OVER HORNY ALUCARD RN-

ENRICHMENT FOR THE ENCLOSURE

@thirstyforlulu!

EVERYONE WISH OUR GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER SAFE TRAVELS TODAY

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT ANGRY! ALUCARD?? [Hellsing] (Don't worry, @leehoonii-i , Alucard from Castlevania is gonna be coming up soon.)

Angry! Alucard- who finds himself getting rather pissed off about you running your pretty little mouth as you mess with his hat.

Angry! Alucard- who has had a long day and the last thing he needs is for his little rabbit to keep annoying him in the most simple ways.

Angry! Alucard- who gives you a warning in advance, tsking at you as he hisses a simple "Enough, bunny." and shakes his head.

Angry! Alucard- who's frustration boils over into you pressed against the wall and his hands almost tearing that stupid little outfit off your form.

Angry! Alucard- who doesn't bite but gets damn close, his teeth teasing the edge of your shoulder and the lobes of your ears.

Angry! Alucard- who's hands are cold and his eyes colder, his touch making it clear who is really in charge here.

Angry! Alucard- who mutters in a teasing growl about how you'll have to tell Integra why you're not able to work, how your pathetic little mouth will have to admit that you had picked an attitude with him and he fucked you until you weren't in any condition to leave the bed.

Angry! Alucard- who finds no mercy in his bruising pace or the way he sucks on your skin.

Angry! Alucard- who promises that your clothes aren't the only things that's going to end up ruined.

Angry! Alucard- who cooes veiled threats of how he might just leave you unsatisfied and only chase his high and not yours, and how you are a lucky little bunny rabbit for the fact that he loves hearing your little moans and whines.

Angry! Alucard- who fucks you into submission and collapses on top of your trembling, exhausted form after he was satisfied.

Angry! Alucard- who finally calms down when he sees the mess he's made of you.

Alucard- who gets up and grabs a rag and some cold water to soothe your now bruised and sweat-covered skin, chuckling at the way your body recoils and you whimper at the feeling.

Alucard- who lays with you and pats your head as you shiver from overstimulation.

Here you go, @cheesecakelessloser it's finally here. No more 'in a minute'. You've been fed.

He’s rough but sweet that’s for sure!