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i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything
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Interaction witnessed at post office today:
Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, “oh! I’m wearing my boss’s coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!” Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.
Twas this
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Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom’s family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to “The land of my father, on the shores of Erie” if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like “joke’s on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it’s pronounced ‘Eire’!”
And the kid goes “No, no. I said what I meant. My dad’s from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio.”
Luck of the Irish. Ryan Coogler said it was a “touchpoint” for Sinners. Cinema is a rich tapestry.
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Listening to a podcast
“Let’s take a word from our sponsor.”
*Skip ahead a minute* “You can-”
*Skip ahead a minute* “Use code-”
*Skip ahead a minute* “300,000-”
*Skip ahead a minute* “300,000-”
*Skip ahead a minute* “T-shirts-”
*Skip ahead a minute* “Motherfuck-”
*Go back 15 seconds*
Oh we’re all feeling this one aren’t we?
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Thanks @bagadew for the extra context I immensely enjoyed it:
Saving this for the Book Ideas File. Because we need more funny medieval romances. 😂
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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either
Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?
You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail
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