yeah we're all under the weather stupid that stuff is freaking up high😭

Caveman barista: Gug not allowed to wear skull of great tusk predator at milk mammoth job anymore. And gug only paid five smooth pebbles.

Neolithic Pharell on the loudspeaker: 🎶Knap along if you need to process some grass and shoots 🎶

New favorite headline

Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’

This is the only good reply on this post everyone else go home

phineas and ferb heritage post

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

Pisses me off that i’ve seen so much marketing for “Hims” which are anti-hair loss pills which contain finasteride, minoxidil, etc, while prescribing the same chemicals as regular HRT is getting choked off for anybody under 26 in the US. “Yeah you can take this chemical but your insurance will only pay for it if you promise you’re not a tranny” fuck offffffff!!!!

OH SO THE COUNTERPART “HER” PILLS ARE FOR WEIGHT LOSS WHAT IF I BURIED A PICKAXE IN THE CEO’S SKULL

The real world is crazy most of the people I work with don't even know what an oubliette is

Im up there in his pussy like a dog drinking water

You'd think chess wouldn't have any rules because nothing stops you moving pieces wherever you please, but it turns out some people don't like that very much

robot with strap call that jpegging

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

these are not bop bop bop bop to the top conditions

Is anyone else named milhouse or just him

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

CREEPER MILK

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