has anyone else spent all of january with "Objective: Survive" displayed on the left side of their HUD

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995 - 2001) Season 1, Episode 3: Dreamworker

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

remember remember

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

ok im taking my post back then.

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

(via Facebook)

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

it felt right technically it would be the decoy on the cover but leave me alone

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

not a single active braincell on display