Deluxe and Delovely

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

You can find all of my fics under this username at AO3! Fandoms represented there include:

  • Our Flag Means Death
  • Good Omens
  • Original Work (not strictly speaking a fandom)
  • Howl’s Moving Castle
  • and many many many more, as I like participating in multifandom exchanges!

You can also find my f/f mirrored at Sunset.

Series

Sweet Damsels: all of my OFMD f/f genderbends

A Kiss on the Hand: OFMD fics based on a list of reasons for kissing someone on the hand I found on Tumblr

He That Plays the King: an original m/m series set in a fantasy version of 10th century England

Silk and Leather: a pair of porny genderbent (f/f) Moshang fics

Twelvetide Drabbles: a series of drabbles I wrote for a 2022 charity drive

Rec Lists

You can find my OFMD rec lists here, sorted by ships, tones, and other factors.

Bookmarks for other fandoms can be found here.

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tattedpetticoats
horreurscopes

there's this phenomenon i've noticed on youtube which i dub "man math" which is when men STEM-ify hobbies/activities/art forms in order to make them more masculine. it's very noticeable in the cooking video sphere where there's an endless stream of videos made by men along the lines of "the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN best way to cook an egg" (and dgmw, i watch them and find them helpful, but the observation stands), but i notice it also in the way men approach ceramics (a lot of focus on mold-making and slip-casting to perfection, basically reinventing one man mass-production rather than play and discovery), tailoring/sewing/knitting/textile art, gardening and other nature-oriented hobbies, interior decor, furniture making and woodworking, journaling/planning/productivity, even drawing and painting, there's always some man math angle to it that although interesting it often strikes me as some sort of overcompensation to move away from the inherent vulnerability that comes with art making and once you notice it it's literally everywhere

horreurscopes

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fellas is it misogynist to note that men who think STEM is more manly add STEM to traditionally feminine things to make them 'manly'
jabberwockypie
spammichsammich

I dont understand recipes that only have cinnamon. What about her hotter cousin nutmeg? Or their popular cousin cardamom? Their life-of-the-party-but-overwhelming-in-large-amounts sisters clove and anise? Youre telling me NONE of them are invited?? Not even humble allspice?? Im sneaking them in the back door after the opener has started. Im walking them around the block while they change outfits. Im splitting a pack of cigs with them in the parking lot. Im paying their covers. Get in here, everyone, you too, black pepper.

food

Got my words in AND mostly finished my next newsletter post, great job.

At that point, Olympia was unable to restrain herself any longer and burst out into raucous laughter that was so loud the footman opened the door and looked in. She waved him off as she continued sputtering. Mr. Eastbourne had trailed off into silence, kneeling on the carpet with an expression that grew sourer with every second of incomprehensible guffawing that passed.
“Oh, dear, Mr. Eastbourne,” she said finally, her voice still slightly trembling. “Dear, dear, dear. What on earth are we to do?”

he's gonna be so pissed at Catherine and she's gonna feel so guilty when she finds out GAMBLING NEXT UP a run of better fortune daily excerpt writing
paradoxspaceheater
my-smial

In all intellectual honesty, though, re: the position of nohecherai, as noted by the reblogs we do have to analyze them as existing within a context that is not present for many modern people, one which very much believes in the inherited glory of a ruler. To serve the emperor is the ultimate reward, above perhaps even serving the gods. That's why you would choose to be a nohecheris: because you are doing, by some measures, the most important job available to your rank.

(which again makes the dachenmazei interesting, because they CAN be Adremaza, one of the most important people in the realm along with the Archprelate! So why would you choose to be a bodyguard instead.)

AND I think it's interesting that The Goblin Emperor takes place during a time of tension between modern and traditional values. The Ethuveraz is well into its own industrial revolution, and the concept of rights for the working class, women, etc. are being developed. The Cemeteries of Amalo explores how modern innovations are banned in the court in the name of traditionalism. A massive part of Maia's struggles revolve around implementing progressive changes that he believes in while maintaining the connection to tradition that enforces his safety and power.

I wouldn't be surprised if, by the end of Maia's lifetime, the role of the nohecherei is starting to change. As Maia's power solidifies and (hopefully) the transition to his successor is less turbulent, the visible trappings of the emperor are less important than his actual expressed power. As the world shifts away from power-through-tradition to power-through-money/machines/industry/etc, the importance given to these customs also changes.

Anyway On The Rights Of The Ethuverazeishe Worker is required reading.

chocolatepot

Peer reviewing @paradoxspaceheater’s tags:

#YES this#i think maia has for many reasons a strong interest in modernizing the way the court works#not least because he chooses to think of those who serve him as people rather than trappings of his power#i don’t know that maia would be able to actually fundamentally reform or abolish the position of nohecharis in his lifetime#but something like say. adding a third or even a fourth pair to reduce overwork#and opposing the practice of revethvoran in the majority of cases#(eg. when the nohecharis in question is still loyal but has simply fucked up)#seems fairly feasible#that said it’s not easy work and i struggle to think his nohecharei themselves would support him in that#also yeah re: divine right i don’t particularly see any evidence of that in tge#my interpretation is that the emperor’s right to rule is based mostly in the longevity of the imperial dynasty itself#the drazhada have ruled for at least a thousand years#probably closer to two thousand#that is an unprecedented length of time#and imo (getting strongly into hc but) that length of time means it’s not really that necessary for them to justify themselves#not only can no one remember a time before the head of the drazhada was emperor#but even in the modern age if you look at your history textbooks#you’ll find maybe one half chapter mentioning that somebody else was in charge before#but we don’t really know much about who they were or what they did#history starts with the drazhada#(this would be different in the east ofc!)#(possibly part of the reason why the east feels separate…..)#(and maybe. very speculatively. why nemera felt so strongly about connecting east and west)

the goblin emperor i was gonna be like 'read prev's tags' in my own notes and then i went no this should be on the post
latriviata
tapacamino

Things Vesga has said about who Manousos is:

  • Hates politicians and dishonest people.
  • Was isolated and never got on with people to begin with because they find him "offputting".
  • Extremely principled.
  • Is a migrant who has had to move/flee once before from Colombia to Paraguay and that's one of the reasons he despises the hive so much. "Not again."
  • Has a difficult relationship with his mother.
  • He is determined but also fragile and hurts and isn't invincible. "He's just some guy."
  • Would probably go to a gun shop and violently try to defend himself from the hive in terror if they tried to force him to turn.
  • Has had people try to mold and surpress his individuality before.
  • Is confused by Carol's atom bomb. His immediate response is: "this feels like too big a toy for me."
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  • "I get the feeling that he probably wasn’t that joyful before the Joining. I don’t think that this is a guy who turned from being all smiley and happy and in love with life to this ever-frowning, very serious, sober-looking guy. I don’t think he had a lot of friends. I don’t think he was a very popular individual."
kendrysaneela

The fact that they didn’t know about him for 36 hours defo says to me he didn’t really interact with people

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lieutenantkim
caspercryptid

I think there's a third path to walk between "carol is a privileged white woman who doesn't understand war/poverty/other peoples material conditions" and "carol had full understanding of what she was doing and all her decisions are correct" which is simply that carol is Bad With People.

Carol is both Correct and also acting from a place of privilege— the way this plays out is that she has no fucking idea how to talk to the other survivors. She doesn't fundamentally understand the appeal of the hive mind so she can't convincingly refute its claims. Her failure to empathize has removed her ability to be convincing. More than that, she is Bad At Being Manipulative. She can't say the words "it killed my wife". She can't do it. All of those people might have understood her better if she could, but she can't! She can't do it! And so she is doomed to present herself as a blind arrogant rich white woman, and that is all the others see her as, because she can't express the missing pieces. She can't explain herself.

Likewise, when she excludes the non English speakers, she doesn't understand how that LOOKS. she doesn't understand optics. She doesn't understand that she's standing in front of the American flag telling people from other countries that her way is the right way. It's no wonder they don't want to talk to her! Think about how she LOOKS! but I think we are supposed to understand that this isn't how she IS. it's just how they see her, because she has failed to make herself understood, because the hive is better at optics. She makes a shaky conspiracy home video, it makes an infographic presentation explaining the same thing but sounding extremely pleasant. She looks hysterical because the hive is so good at pretending everything is normal.

And she is hysterical. But she's also Correct.

nothorses

This is extremely tasty and I want to push back on a couple of things, because I think what this made me realize is also that, like... Carol IS actually the way the other survivors see her, though. Like she is actually a rich white woman from America acting in ignorant, entitled, self-centered ways.

She excluded people who don't speak her language, and not because she was right to, but because she couldn't imagine how to work with them & didn't bother trying. Because it was more convenient for her if she excluded them. We see her go to the effort to talk to Manousos; we know she's fully capable of putting the effort in! Not to mention there is likely language overlap between other survivors & they may have been able to translate for each other. It was ignorant, incurious, and self-centered.

That's not optics. She legitimately fucked up.

And Carol didn't ask Them any questions; she made her assumptions and then acted on them. By the time Koumba points out that she never asked Zosia her name, Carol hadn't asked Them any questions that weren't directly related to herself. She was incurious because she assumed she knew best, and that is absolutely, directly because she is a privileged white woman. We see her start to ask more questions in authentically curious ways after this, and while her progress is slow & she continues to make a fool of herself when she fails to ask questions before jumping to conclusions (like with the eating people thing), she also gets a lot further and learns a lot more when she does this successfully.

Carol is absolutely right in her assessment of the situation, at its core, but she is also frequently wrong, she's reactive, she's ignorant, and she's self-centered. She fails to consider diverse perspectives, and she fails to try to connect with (marginalized) people because she comes from privilege and acts privileged. She doesn't treat them like equals.

She doesn't lose support from the other survivors because the hivemind outmaneuvers her, she loses it because she legitimately treats them as lesser than herself. And the hivemind (in all ways but one) does not.

hmmm think i'm between these two posts she does act out of her privilege but also yes they outmaneuver her explaining the people eating in a shiny and palatable way so that she looks crazy for caring is outmaneuvering pandering to the immune's desires while still hoping/trying to assimilate them is outmaneuvering putting a good veneer over what they're doing in a way that she can't even begin to match we can't escape the subtext about what it means that SHE is the viewpoint character and SHE is rich and white and arrogant but also the survivors (that we know about) are ALL flawed people Carol is self-centered and doesn't reach out or try to explain herself properly Koumba is acting out his James Bond male power fantasies Laxmi is deeeeeeeeep in denial Manousos is a lot like Carol and that's why they have friction (and why they will be unstoppable) Carol is also incurious about the hive because she can both see that they have killed humanity and that that matters Manousos I would note is equally if not more incurious about it Koumba is only curious to the extent that it makes his fantasy work better (pretending these are individual women who love him) Laxmi is trying to believe that there isn't really a hive pluribus
lieutenantkim
birdplushie

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no haha it's so cool actually how they did not in fact throw her that life preserver until they made her beg for it :)

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This reminds me of when I just got finished watching midsommar and turned to my friend and went "I mean- honestly, I'd join this cult" half as a joke but then after I stopped being dumb I realized that the entire point of that movie is to show you the atrocities of these people and then trick you into feeling welcomed by them. Idk maybe im making no sense but I feel like the appeal of the hive is very intentional- that, like in midsommar, the viewer is meant to be manipulated into liking them just a little bit, even when you know theyre doing bad things.

idk i don't think i ever felt manipulated into liking them? they are a zombie mind virus pluribus