It’s tricky to remember whether the phrase is “free reign” or “free rein” because they’re both quite plausible when you think about the definitions. My new trick to solve this is to change it so the correct phrase is “free rain”, that way you can remember it because it’s the one that doesn’t make any sense. Please let me know if you appreciate this idea before end of business today and I will add your endorsement to my letter to l'Academie Anglaise.
you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn’t even let me enlist. on account of my poet’s temperament.
a new year’s classic.
the mountain goats are awesome because you’ll be having a terrible time and you’ll say hey John Darnielle what do I do and he’ll say well here’s this very specific and incredibly unrelated scenario that somehow feels similar and I got through that and you go ohhh okay the human experience is incredibly multifaceted but at the same time always interconnected and I can use the survival of millions before me to show me the way to being okay again
Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant
stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.
making good posts used to be a thing insane people did. and now it is the only possible way to advance in a career in hundreds of professional industries
if youre a hairstylist you gotta advertise it on instagram. tattooist. instagram. writer. performer. visual artist. therapist. all on instagram. lots of bars make their bartenders advertise their shifts on story posts to try and lure customers in, these days. every fucking job you can possibly do, you have to be a personal social media manager for, and be as active in the world of digital representation and engaged in the discourse as only the most suicidal graduate students of 2012 were
Have you seen the new movie? It’s on library. It’s literally on the library. It’s on library without ads. It’s literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it’s on your library. It’s in the original case too. It’s on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It’s on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.
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this wasn’t a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly
the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising
This is what they meant when they said that tumblr was gonna be the next pdf



