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funniest part of being a terror fan on tumblr in 2026 is I swear to god there's only like 100 of us but we really punch above our weight in terms of being annoying as shit (affectionate). like some tumblrina will make one quirky post about fucking the father figure of your found family or some shit equivalent and you've got all 100 of us in your tags going #thomas jopson #thomas jopson #thomas jopson like a wave of bots and when you finally cave and google it you find out that 100 queers are telling you that your post sounds like a dead british sailor who perished horribly in the arctic c. 1848. same goes for posts about crossdressing & scurvy & the eroticism of open wounds and having to learn who james fitzjames is from tumblr tags. for there only being enough of us active to fill in a small- to mid-size concert venue we really do make our presence known
also, everyone has a master's degree
I'm listening @armadillorollup
Franklin expedition....2!
Perhaps maybe you should have a big cheesy chip with a side of cod and all drenched in chip shop curry sauce and then maybe you'll feel better

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.
The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.
where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧
Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.
Me: ok now tell me I’m going to get better, but do it in a way that lets me know you’re lying to make both of us feel better. Maybe pretend to cry when you leave the room, also.
My girlfriend: can i please just fuck you already
people on twitter arguing over whether cardinal tedesco is brat or whatever when it's really very simple. he's a reactionary fascist who i would beat to death with hammers if i met him on the street AND sergio castelillto's performance managed to out-cunt stanley tucci who was already operating at terminal levels of mother. what's not to understand?
the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
IT'S HERE ! After a year of hard work, I'm finally done writing a regular blog/website to compile everything I have written about Edward Little.
I added more context and sources to most articles and already have new ones planned.
Please bare with me as I'm going to improve it over time and thank you again for your continued support !
Collecting these rn









