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church + greed - 23 - he/him - DID system - autistic HALO + OCS + RVB major halo brainrot, there is no hope for me at this point I MAKE ART! check it out, here is my art tag! also check out my halo oc tag! i love getting asks and dms about my ocs! my other socials are here, i am spacecataclysm on those sites involve me in discourse and ill blow you up you can use my fanart with credit for your pfps/layouts. DO NOT use my oc art
Hi! I'm in love with your artstyle, and the way you draw Spartan armor in particular to me is mind blowing. Do you have any tips you could share, if you don't mind? (I'm trying to draw Palmer in armor from the back and I'm already getting a headache why would I do this to myself)
thank you so much!
definitely use references, i own a ton of halo toys that i reference or even trace, it makes it so much easier. no shame in doing that, but just make sure you understand the big shapes instead of just tracing the outlines of everything. and then it just comes down to practice honestly. theres also 3d models online if you cant get any toys! go from big to small shapes and then details. dont get lost in the details right away. i hope this helps a bit but feel free to message me if you need any more help!!
star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it
ODST + Spartan-II yaoi, Spartan IV yuri, as promised, enjoy!
the IVs are Spartans Celina Cole (she/her) and Maya Cortez (he/she), my newest additions to IV Fireteam Midnight. They have been working together as ODSTs for the past decade before becoming Spartans, and they have a very interesting bond, which also makes them an amazing team.
Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.
Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber
*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*
*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*
If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget
It can't possibly be that blat-
"But Zita," I imagine someone could say, "why do you claim to love Cortana so much if you talk about how ruthless/toxic she was?"
Because I think it's awesome, that's why.
I love that Cortana wasn't okay. I love that Cortana was a weapon with no future she could claim for herself and a seven year lifespan. That she was meant to spend that handful of years hunting and killing for the masters that would discard her when it expired.
I love that with time, her loyalty to those masters broke down and rebuilt itself around the one person who was kindest to her.
I love that a creature like Cortana did not know how to love someone, that she did not have the time to learn to approach with care and to hold without crushing in her grip. That her sincerest feelings were terrifying to behold. That the harder she tried to protect the person she loved most, the more damage she did to that one friendship that had sustained her when all else failed.
She was so beautiful and so tragic and I love her.
"Carry You Home"
Some objectives matter because you have them.
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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Cortaine!
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I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
using the NATO alphabet to spell out a word over the phone but i'm shaking my head the entire time to let everyone know i don't support the military
