ur 20s are for consuming as much vampire media as possible just like ur 12 year old self would have wanted

I LOVE WHEN VAMPIRES HAVE GREAT STRENGTH BUT ARE SO SOFT & GENTLE WITH THEIR HUMAN

this is MY most specialest boy in the world and if u dont cheer and clap for him right now ill blow this whole fucking building up

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.

galaxy brain addition thank you

Film Fortnight: Comedy What We Do on the High Seas (a.k.a Interviews With Some Vampirates)

Nandor smiling at Guillermo.

i'm nandermo relapsing rn send help.

i don't have any particular feelings about transmasc charlie but I couldn't get this out of my head

Aftercare Nandermo request from Patreon; sometimes getting lost in the So Good needs a little extra cool-down protocol.

I don’t smoke

Me sitting in unblinking silence inventing 6 new ways to Hurt The Character in my mind

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

the sunny women squad is kind of unbeatable… they’re all so fascinating and incredible to me. not just because of the scheming mean lesbians in charge (deetress), but we also have the bisexual witch artemis, crafty catgirl maureen, gymsis carmen, mysterious and probably autistic femme fatale gail the snail and the OTHER older scheming mean lesbians (mrs mac and bonnie)!! all heavy fucking hitters, such great stuff… love women and what they do, especially when it’s disgusting and ill-advised ❤️