fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"
I wanna make one of those what if d20 was WOKE joke posts but truly the only one I can think of is Fag Faeth and that's really funny actually . NO one else. Fag Faeth
gideon's lesbian-o-vision rendering all men kinda yuck except palamedes is a strong argument in favor of she's just preordering
upnextdesigner: EVERYONE MEET @hannichka, the superstar woman behind everyone’s favorite show Heated Rivarly!
computer. play waco texas by ethel cain. loud enough to kill me and everyone in a ten mile radius.
also re Cytherea like yes she is a bad person and on a reread often cartoonishly evil just for shits and giggles but also. very crucially. if i tried to use necromancy to cure my chronic illness only to end up chronically ill but unable to die for eternity I would also become the joker.
Knowing Pal and Cam’s relationship with Dulcie makes the fact that Cytherea-as-Dulcie tried pitching Avulsion to them such a Detail. Like, it’s one thing for your close friend and/or long-distance childhood crush who you are deeply concerned for the well-being of and admire to the point of invention to act like they don’t know you irl, it’s another thing for them to waltz right up to you all: “Hi total stranger Palamedes Sextus 🥺 poor lil me is too sick and dying to get the key 😔… and Camilla (another stranger I've never met) is looking rather expendable today 🤔… You absolutely seem like the kind of person who would be perfectly fine 😁 with takin gj ust 1 lil sippy ..of her soul.. .. . dont u twust Dulcinea.. . 🥺"

























