ouroborosorder:

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

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meow-moment:

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

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galois-groupie:

algebraic-dualist:

galois-groupie:

who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects

Do you mean psychological or physiological attachments?

hot glue gun

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littleguysdaily:

mcphysics:

tripropellant:

darnni:

tripropellant:

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

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rohirric-hunter:

cousin-possum-kc:

rave-lord-nito:

Need Tumblr to understand that you are a marine biologist only if you study lads and urchins in the seas and oceans. If you study hooligans and whippersnappers in a lake or river you are in fact not a marine biologist, you are a limnologist.

Are there any benefits to being a limnologist?

The benefits to being a limnologist are limnited

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ryebreadgf:

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vintage-tigre:

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ladymariayuri:

egberts:

blast my stupid baja life

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bleakbriar:

Hold this for a sec, Warrior of Light.

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ladymariayuri:

ALPHA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME