[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

Black Mask: Now, to unmask Red Hood and-

*pulls hood off, revealing domino mask underneath*

Jason, tied to a chair: *shit eating grin*

Black Mask, recovering: You think you're smart, kid? With your two masks and your skunk hair?

Jason: *sticks out tongue*

Black Mask: You know what? Fuck you.

*tries to tear off domino mask*

Black Mask, sweating, frustrated, confused because it won't budge: The fuck... Did you glue this fucking thing on?

Jason: Batman made me.

Black Mask: The fuck you talking about?

Jason, deadpan: Batman made me glue this mask on on my face.

Batman, dangling from the ceiling by his ankles: oh my fucking god, no I didn't-

THAT IS NOT "✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨"

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

Everytime I see something gay in a tv show and I say to myself ‘wow that might be the gayest thing thats ever happened on tv!’ I have to remind myself that the actual gayest thing that has ever happened on television was the time on Xena Warrior Princess that Xena got Sappho to write Gabrielle a poem for her birthday and they used Sappho’s actual poem.

Which means that in the Xena universe, one of Sappho’s most famous remaining poems was one dedicated to Gabrielle from Xena.

And that’s pretty fucking gay.

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont