witches & wizards are required to wear pointy hats as basic protective gear (lightning absorption rod for magical blasts)

REVOLUTION!!

SOS SOS ROBESPIERRE HAS TAKEN OVER THE BUILDING

So we probably should’ve been a bit more worried about that weird guy with a sword at the last DashCon 2. For those unaware, Robespierre crashed the 2025 convention in an attempt to overthrow the monarchy and slay the Ballpit Queen. The newly knighted Sir Strange of Æons valiantly vanquished the interloper, but apparently her sword (Simone’s Dad’s Claymore, a.k.a. the Muppetslayer) only works on Muppets—Robespierre is back! His band of revolutionaries have now seized the bouncy castle. The clowns really don’t like how he’s chosen to redecorate.

While Sir Strange and the Ballpit Queen have successfully escaped Robespierre’s wrath, the future of the monarchy is uncertain. Robespierre has sworn revenge and is calling for Sir Strange’s execution on two charges of DashCon-spiracy, meanwhile, Strange has charged Robespierre with treachery and also being French.

As the only convention in southern Ontario with a guillotine permit, this puts us in a difficult position. The Muppet Joker’s tragic demise had an equally tragic effect on our insurance premiums, and we simply cannot afford more senseless bloodshed. Thankfully, laws often get overlooked in times of Revolution, and we’ve discovered that we’re allowed to commit crime if it’s a public service, as agreed upon by a democratic electorate. (You!)

As such, we’ve negotiated a tentative agreement between the two parties.

The Eight Tenets of the Royal-Revolutionary “Put The Sword Down” Agreement:

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Vive la Révolution?

This message has been approved by Robespierre and his Band of Revolutionaries.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Sir Strange……………………………….Strange Æons. YouTuber and Tumblr historian. Robespierre……………………………..Xiran Jay Zhao. YouTuber and bestselling author of Iron Widow. The Ball Pit Queen…………….….Lochlan O’Neil. Raccoon biologist and founder of the original DashCon.

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

more heads of state should vanish mysteriously into the ocean i miss that

more oligarchs and billionaires should vanish mysteriously into the ocean let's make it happen people 👏

why did my screenshot vanish mysteriously into the ocean

Ocan perfec t size for put billionaires in to nap! inside very Soft and Comfort billionaires sleep soundly put billionaires in Ocean. Put Billionaires In Ocean. no problems ever in occean because good Breath Deeply for billionaires lungs weak of big billionaires head. Aocean yes a place for a billionaires put billionaires in ocean can trust ocean for giveing good love to billionaires. friend ocean

Sometimes a family can be a robot, a goth girl, a platypus secret agent and an evil scientist (Doof & Perry are the parents and Vanessa & Norm are the children)

I can’t believe Genghis Khan by Miike Snow is a copy of Phineas and Ferb

They are the family ever 🥹. I hope we get to see more moments like these in the new episodes

Yes! Here is it:

And here’s the original :

It’s astrounding how identical they are 🤯🤯

“He’s a platypus, they don’t do much”

I N C O R R E C T!!!!

that platypus is married and has 2 children

I can’t believe it’s been confirmed

In which Tarinne is a key witness to a murder but because she hates the crown she just uses the opportunity to fuck with the guards and doesn't take it seriously at all.

*encountering 2 butterflies that appear to be either fucking or murdering each other on the sidewalk* buddy im not sure exactly what you're up to but this is a public walkway u can't do that here

Flying Fuck given.

guys….,, being friends, like actual friends, with people you have systemic privilege over is going to involve some good-natured ribbing. it’s going to involve them complaining about [insert privileged group you belong to] in front of you or even to you. that’s not a personal attack, it’s because they think you’re cool enough to hang. it’s because they think they can express their frustration to you without you attacking them. you really want to prove them wrong?

heres my challenge to everyone for next month, for black history month. any time you want to draw inspiration from art, like poetry, music etc, pick a black artist. web weave with langston hughes and james baldwin and jamaica kinkaid and hanif abdurraqib and derek walcott and set your edits to meghan thee stallion and beyoncé and eartha kitt and coltrane and invoke basquiat in your art and it can be fanworks or original stuff and importantly, it doesnt have to be about race. obviously be cognizant of the context of the art youre using because a lot of the artists i mention specifically create art about racism but like. take your white doomed yaoi ship and make a webweave to poem by langston hughes. set an edit to body by meghan thee stallion. engage with black art in all contexts.

you can reblog this. other people should also be exposed to this idea.

Well, nobody's perfect!

DOHHH HO HO HO HO HO!

poor carlotta really just wanted a safe workplace and you know what? that's not unreasonable. osha rep giudicelli please

if I got publicly crushed by a giant object at work and my day-old manager tried to blow it off as nothing I would also go fucking nuclear

and it's not better in the book

where she's just a normal opera singer who gets humiliated via ventriloquism by an asshole vocal coach who wants his protege to have her role

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

Let’s play a fun game called When Exactly Did Orin Find Out That Durge Was Alive and How Long Did She/Ketheric Decide Not To Tell Gortash For

I would like to play! I propose this is when Orin found out:

Looking into the scrying eye at the goblin camp, with the narration, "Confusion. Alarm. Then the presence withdraws - leaving a dull black mirror once more."

I know this likely is the same narration that any character gets, but it fits that Orin (or one of her Bhaalists) would be confused and alarmed to see Durge wandering around the countryside. Plus, Ketheric and Balthazar knowing for months and refusing to tell Gortash or Orin is just too funny to pass up.

Kind of obsessed with our favorite brittle alliance not sharing any information with each other (also Gortash being that last person in Faerun to hear about Durge being alive)

Anyways have a doodle

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you