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myswagisnice

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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peachy-blisss

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

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thetasrose

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

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larryismyhallelujah

goddamn it

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lollie-pond

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

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stardusttx

1.4 almost ps not risking it

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queenprotein

Fuck this post

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irosefromthedead

I am sorry…

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shadyqueencentral

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

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yess-dadddy

Hell no.

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letmeseeyourdicks

Sorry

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theroyalblogofcocks

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

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smileitspaul

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

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playtime-and-pastels

Scrolled past but got paranoid

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casuallyhardcoreimagines

y

EU TE AMO MÃE 

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oceanwhales

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

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entermyvoidd

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

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blvckjesuswxlks

Eh too late

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differential-writings

not taking chances after today

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powrightinthekisser

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

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lunarbisexuals-deactivated20191

reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords

Please someone ask me why I’m holding two (2) swords

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bandannarama

Why are you holding two (2) swords?

Because I swing both ways!

I support bi people, really like swords, and that pun was to die for.

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a-self-induced-insomniac

A DOUBLE WHAMMY

Jumping on this late train, because yes.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

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comic-girl2234

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

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devilbunnii

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

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icedancingdaddies

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

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insomaniac2

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

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hopeful-bee

Some big spicy joy pls

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felixluvsketchup

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

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bythehearthfire

i request the big spicy joy

I would love some big spicy joy

Me as well, I’d like to stop dying bls

BIG

SPICY

JOY

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Reblogged

for whatever it’s worth, which is probably not much, i want y’all to know i’m finally making actual progress on part 3 of alpha thor 

Yes!

🥳🥳❤️❤️

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einsteinsavestheday

Theory time

Cooked up in the horrible minds that inhabit the SSF official Discord (me and ‘The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy’ but idk if they have tumblr)

So in Episode 4 “Freudian Sleep,” Einstein’s therapy session is interrupted by Tesla screaming at Darwin, saying “How could you do that to Pigeon?” 

When he uses ‘pigeon’ as a name, he’s always referring to the white pigeon that he ‘loved in the way a man loves a woman.’

Everyone’s immediate assumption is that Darwin ate the pigeon. It makes sense, because he comes into the room taking the form of a cat. 

But later in the show, Tesla’s white pigeon is shown to be alive. 

Cat-Darwin leaves behind a trail of white feathers as he runs around Freud’s room. With a few exceptions, Darwin typically evolves into a white/grey animal, and has been shown to shed feathers before, even after he’s evolved into something other than a bird.

In real life, Charles Darwin not only kept and studied pigeons, but bred them. He was very enthusiastic about this hobby. Historian Janet Browne said that “Darwin loved his pigeons.. he spent hours reading self-help manuals and books by breeders to make sure he was doing the right thing and visiting shows and exhibitions to see what was available… The esoteric world of pigeon fanciers seemed to him delightfully fresh and curious.”

In the tight hallways of the clocktower, he may have thought it more reasonable to turn from a bird into an agile cat to avoid Tesla chasing him. In Freud’s office, Darwin tells Tesla that “It was natural selection - I was gentle!” which is an unusual thing to say when you’re caught in the middle of killing something.

Darwin wasn’t attacking or eating Tesla’s pigeon. He was attempting to mate with it.

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Reblogged

Help!

I’m really craving some multi-chapter Thor x Reader story, preferably Alpha!Thor x Omega!Reader. I have found an endless supply of the same thing for Bucky, but I would really love some Thor! Any suggestions?? Please!!!!

Yo this person I think their user was like spacelabrathor they wrote this super nice abo Thor fic I suggest u look it up🙋

emoji spell to attract a healthy romantic relationship

💖🧿💎⚖️💗💎🧿💖

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Okay but what about 1 million notes on an egg

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five-hargreeves-official

Why,,,,,,why is this a thing?

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Reblogged guy

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

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