honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

starting a collection

the conceptual appeal of the tower to me is that it's a way of burying yourself alive by going upwards

who up building a monument to their own destruction and mistaking it for progress 💯

sorry im too busy eating lunch with my spider to come to your wedding/funeral/other bullshit. maybe ask someone else ok ? ok.

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

hey I liked ur guys so much I transparented them

WOAH

sorry they're discord emotes now

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

(scrolling my dash) trite. trite. trite. contrived. foppish. shameful. oh, a disgusting embellishment from one of my decrepit mutuals. to be cordial i will re-blogge it. JEFFREY! (a butler-type creature who is as tall as my knee and incredibly ghoulish skitters into the room from a crack in the wall) be a dear and block this fool for me would you? (jeffrey pulls out a rusted dagger from behind its back and licks it) thank you. begone. (jeffrey scuttles out of the door and into the road where it is immediately struck by a semi truck at 80 mph)

it's the start of the week, there's still time!