fuck my stupid fungus life
I HATE YOU SO MUCH ACTUALLY 😭

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do
please show us bugfaggot op please
they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this
just some dudes enjoying their floor time. Wanna comment @claw-45 ? Yk. As an avid floor time enjoyer
I hate you people.
Ok so how would we feel about a finale fix-it where the mind flayer is actually a false hydra and has had everyone in Hawkins under a form of mind song since the beginning, accounting for all those misremembered events!
Told from multiple POVs, it’d follow the previous eps relatively closely with some revisions, but ep 8 is where it’d really diverge
I’d be putting the madwise in Camazotz plotline back in, Mike would NOT be lobotomized(He’s me fr so trust I’ll actually characterize him well), and Kali and El’s characters wouldn’t get so fucked over!!
There’d be byler for sure, but also hints of past steddie and budding stonathan(Maybe even some Robin/Vickie/Nancy who knows!)
This is basically a big conformitygate fic just with a dnd-themed spin on it, but I am also planning on addressing paintinggate, birthdaygate, and mwtfdydgate in there as well
Please lmk if you’d read this and if you’ve got any plot suggestions! I’m still very much in the early stages of planning this out, so I’d love to hear other opinions
My friend and I have a theory on Stranger Things that ties literally every inconsistency and plot hole and lose end together(And it’s super heavily based on actual dnd stuff because we’re nerds) and if we’re right, it is going to be genuinely fucking insane like everything fits so well
THIS IS US RN
…So we were wrong (I think, at least)
BUT FALSE HYDRA AU WILL BE COMING TO AO3 SOON AND TRUST I WILL DO BETTER THAN THE DUFFERS AND GIVE US ALL THE BYLER WE DESERVED
ON GOD IF YOU THINK WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN STRANGER THINGS WAS QUEERBAIT I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE IN MY HEART FOR YOU.
I.
AUGH. FULL PARAGRAPH COMING TO A BLOG NEAR YOU SOON.
THIS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A DICK ABOUT WILL’S COMING OUT SCENE THEN I FEAR YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE SHOW
I will genuinely use the block function if anyone comes on here being an asshole about that scene or about byler
Do you guys sometimes just sit in awe thinking about how amazing this fandom is? I mean— The series ended ten years ago, had only three seasons, was made at a low cost because the creators and Hugh Dancy insisted on Mads Mikkelsen instead of Hugh Grant or someone else. And:
i still can't get over that behind-the-scenes of will's first seizure with abel gideon in the room where they finish and hugh goes "fuck me." FUCK ME??? you cannot look like THAT and casually mutter "fuck me"!!!!! mads the most Real man ever immediately taking the chance to go "it's over now so we can!" oh sir mikkelsen i applaud you for your efforts. i too would have ran with the already-suggested image of jumping hugh dancy's bones EXPEDITIOUSLY