Don't Pass Out On Me

Department of Homeland Security had a data breach and now over 3,000 employees info has been released

Database the names and motherfucking faces.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

a lotta money got stolen from me by a family member (around 200 dollars) so i have to open up commissi0ns again!! i can't say much about it because of how personal it is but i hope you'll consider spreading the word of getting a com!! 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Landscape study

Not to get political, but people posting the "i prefer my ICE crushed" image in comment sections is the modern equivalent of people posting political awareness posters back in the day, and Im in total support of it.

Here is the non-ai version, though I cant find the artist:

Fuck ICE.

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.

It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.

Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.

We’re at 300 notes now oh god

Investing at 350ish notes

Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones

lmao 400 notes now

It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.

sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3

YEah I will cause it's true

how is having 600 notes on this going?

I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no

depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.

10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.

I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...

Some roses are blue,

Some violets are red.

There are too many colors

That ought to be said.

The real world's complex

So let's let our love spread.

There are infinite hues

But too few in our head.

I love this lmao

woah that was fast

better blow this up then

You say investing at 700 notes, but it’s almost at 1500, how does that work??

get this to 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa @real-antonio-vivaldi

Please, this stopped gaining traction like 3 days ago, please let it stay that way, I don’t wanna have to wake up with 99+ notifications again, please God no

Hehehehe… welcome to your worst nightmare

If this post doesn’t eventually get over 10k I’m gonna eat my own hat!

You better start chewing cause the post has died out and it's not even close to 10k :D

Okay, calling my other moots to notespam together. @real-british-empire @rui-ayaki-lower5 @a-calico-rabbit @imjustlivingman17 @non-tyrannical-usa

@thecrazyalchemist ?

this is a legendary post

@ahanarhorse, @revarrie, @aikoiya, @thetanzanitequill, @artistworms, @nevermatchandscpsradadventures, @lunamilliesapphire, @capritux1189, let's help OP get to 10k notes😈😇

Hehe~

ASSEMBLE.

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Rise, my mutuals, rise!!

@cowcowwow @greatgoldlion @cluckyhylian @autistobrat and anyone else, I'm not tagging everyone, I don't wanna be annoying

WREAK HAVOC

yeah this is never dying

WE'RE ONLY ABOUT 2000 NOTES AWAY

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@walmart-the-official

We only got 800 or so notes left to go!

Whizzes by

Sends a signal out to friends if they want to participate:

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This image isn't just a fleeting news item; it's part of our daily reality in Gaza. While thousands of trucks loaded with tents, blankets, food, and medicine are held outside the Strip, prevented from entering by the Israeli occupation, we face a humanitarian catastrophe that worsens day by day. We die here every moment. We suffer constantly, and everyone ignores what we're going through.

I was injured more than 600 days ago. Shrapnel from the bombing of our house, while we were inside, is still embedded in my body. I'm still injured and unable to receive proper treatment because of the siege and the lack of medical supplies. The pain is constant, but what's worse than the pain is the feeling that we're forgotten and that everyone is ignoring what we're going through. We constantly ask for help, and everyone ignores us.

My family and I are very ill now due to the winter storm that began yesterday in Gaza. Because of this winter, we haven't been able to recover due to the lack of medicine and shelter from these recurring storms. Our tent is torn and leaking rainwater and cold air. Worse still, all our blankets and pillows are soaked. We urgently need to buy medicine and treatments, but they are very expensive because the occupation prevents the entry of medicine into Gaza. Therefore, we desperately need your help by donating so we can buy these medicines quickly. Please donate.

Worse still, I have a runny nose and severe sneezing. When I sneeze, it feels like the metal fragments (stuck in my body) are moving inside me, and I experience excruciating pain in the affected areas and my wounds. Please help me so I can buy my medication as soon as possible. Please donate.

please donate

Please give what you can to help Fadel get medicine, and help he and his family survive the seige and the dangerous weather

I am very ill right now. When I sneeze, it feels like metal fragments are moving around inside me. I am extremely tired. I just sneezed, and my wounds and injured areas are in excruciating pain. I don't know how long this pain will last. Please help me by donating so I can have my surgery as soon as possible and buy my medication. Please donate.

Please help my friend Fadel. He needs care urgently. No one should have to suffer like this. Please donate if you can.

I don't know what to say or do in this intense storm and winds exceeding 70 kilometers per hour. I can barely stretch my hand out to write this post. Please, whoever shares this, please, please donate to us.

20% raised so help if you can, even if that means rbing this

The pain has become unbearable; I even wish for death. I feel no relief, and the pain is relentless. I still can't afford my medication. Every moment feels like my last. My only wish is that everyone knows what I'm going through, and that my voice reaches anyone who can help by donating so I can buy medicine and repair our torn tent. Please donate and don't abandon us.

Please, friends, help us. You are our last hope. You are the only ones who can save us. Please donate to us. We need all the help we can get. The cold is bitter and deadly. Please donate.

A new political plan to end the war in Gaza: The US special envoy announced the launch of the second phase of the plan to end the war in Gaza, which includes a transition from a ceasefire to disarmament, interim administration, and reconstruction. The 20-point plan is being led by a US and international team. Al Jazeera

It seems life will become easier. I congratulate myself and my family on this resilience, and also you who are reading this, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for helping the people of Gaza so much. I wish I could repay you This is beautiful

But we are still stuck in Gaza and the situation is extremely difficult. I hope, I really hope you can send me a donation, even if it's just 5 euros. I'm sure the crossing will open in the next few days. Please donate so I can get out .safe shore I feel a little warm. I'm happy

🩵⭐Glamrock Gangle Poster⭐🩵

. more of the cast will coming soon... .

support the project

💥⭐Glamrock Zooble Poster⭐💥

. oh Zooble my beloved...🥹❤️‍🔥 . support the project

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[video description: a Dalmatian following a horse that is white with black spots. end description.]

this is, btw, probably extremely fulfilling for this dog.

Dalmatians were supposed to be hunting dogs at the founding of the breed, but what they mostly became bred and used for was carriage dogs.

A carriage dog is a dog whose job it is to run alongside a horse and carriage and prevent anyone from interfering with it. They were excellent carriage security. Nobody could reach up and grab the horses reins, nobody could try to open the carriage door - you could even park with peace of mind

This is also how they became known as firehouse dogs, because fire trucks used to look like this

and i imagine having a carriage dog was very useful to prevent even well-meaning members of the public from doing anything stupid to the equipment or horses while you fought a fire.

So the dog in the video is probably feeling very Job Well Done about his activity

@elodieunderglass I feel like you would like this post

Thank you I do!

that girls suck at math xkcd comic is how people talk about anime/manga

Here's a very cool umamusume fact that I found on [The site that shall not be named]