first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

Love it when video games are just

This is the opposite of the clip of the inbred anime girls trying to play basketball like infants.

the thing i love most about tentacles is the overstimulation of all that touch at once. all your holes filled and stretched but still having tentacles free to swipe and roll along your breasts and clit, to wrap around your body, to hold your legs open, to drag you back and forth as they so please 💗

reblog this version of post instead, thanks

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if you wanna read the bootleg translation link

link to buy raws

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

From 'Burning Effect'

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

When whumper has pet names for whumpee >>

"Still with me, sweetheart?"

"Tell me, baby, does that hurt?"

"Keep your eyes on me, pretty boy."

“Shh. Relax for me, love.”

"Are you ready to talk, sweet thing?"

"Don't hide those sounds from me, pet."

"You can take more, can't you, darling?"

*Bonus points if caretaker unknowingly calls whumpee by said name after rescue..

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving