twinkhole-destroyer:

and i’m not even living la vida loca

tatters-the-bat:

Are they like….. Yknow…. [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I’m a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

dungeonmastersconsortium:

achillesinhighheels:

yoshiki-tsuijnaka:

wait a minute. If *I’M* having gay sex, and *YOU’RE* having gay sex…. Then who the fuck is playing the hockey?!? 😨😱😱🏑

dliessmgg asked:

We The Poople

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ayyyyyyyy

hometoursandotherstuff:

uququ:

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

just–icy:

falseheartedlover:

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

kosmogrl:

scorebug:

shencomix:

THAT IS NOT “✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨”

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

desireswithingirls:

David Bowie at a birthday party