Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line

@theshitpostcalligrapher

oh good i needed a warmup piece

#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed

buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn't exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

it's funny to me that in the original idea for pluribus vince gilligan intended for it to have a male protagonist but then he was like i really wanna work with rhea seehorn again so he made it about a lesbian instead. more writers should be doing this if you're considering writing a man stop what you're doing and make him a woman immediately

oh thank god he didn’t listen 🫶🫶🫶

Interview

maybe putting some awesome sauce on this nothing burger will do the trick

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

Common eider

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

If I got stuck in a time loop I would simply spend 2-3 weeks enjoying it before I would start trying to figure out how to break it. Yes please give me a couple weeks where I am not obligated to do anything but read my backlog of books and catch up with tv shows and podcasts and sleep and swim and go hiking and not have to worry about obligations at All. Like I don’t want to be stuck in a time loop long term but I am not gonna try to get back to linear time right away

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

this your man?

Well, the good news is that you've broken the time loop.

The bad news is that the reason you've broken the time loop is because whatever force was responsible for maintaining it looked at the shit you did on that particular iteration and thought to itself: "you know what would be really fucked up?"

preparing the important medicine and knowing the inner juices of the body are both very good skills for physicians to have