[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

You should've said no, baby, and you might still have me.

I refuse to watch Heated Rivalry for moral reasons. I'm sorry it's just wrong. I just can't support a Boston hockey player falling in love with someone who plays for Montreal

Official Post of Massachusetts

me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy

“rip tumblr” girl i’m literally still here

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

i really sympathize i do, i do 😌 if i saw him in this light i'd want him too 😏 but the problem is he's MINE and it's headline news 😎 he took me off the market and I took him to the moon 🤪

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

CHAPPELL ROAN
— Faces Of Music (2025)