my bio father, today, asking me if i’ve seen the pitt.

uhh buddy i have seen & interpreted the pitt in ways that you couldn’t even comprehend.

They’re actual poetry

They’re actual poetry

Robby's sabbatical is a well crafted lie to cover for the fact that he is heading up to NJ to marry Samira's mom and go on a round the world cruise.

Samira hasn't realised this yet because a) she refuses to meet the man her mom's engaged to, and b) she also refuses to learn Robby's actual first name...

one thing i particularly appreciate about the pitt is that the cast is an ensemble of people who actually look real. they all have different teeth and freckles and lines on their face. and many of them are either working actors who have been hustling it for years and know their shit or working actors that are younger within the industry, have also been hustling, and are finally enjoying the fruits of their labor.

no one has had any face-warping plastic surgery. hairs are out of place. they just look real and i fucking love that

right

screaming crying throwing up

we get garsantos confirmation by garcia making fun of whitaker????? it’s everything i’ve ever wanted

i’m trying to brainstorm what the snide comment could possibly be and i’ve landed on something like whitaker knocking on the door before entering a patient room and garcia being like “oh so now you know how to knock?”

and we all know what the implication would be there

What am I going to do with you??

30 yrs old vs 40 yrs old

photocredit: @/nocontextthepitt on instagram

this is elder abuse he can understand maybe 3 words of that!!!!!!

photocredit: @/nocontextthepitt on instagram

this is elder abuse he can understand maybe 3 words of that!!!!!!

meanwhile, her best friend:

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

Jack Abbot sends his residents and nurses the same group text like clockwork at the end of shift before the weekend, just:

“Have a good weekend. Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Stay out of PTMC unless on call, the newspaper, and jail. And if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.”

Don't worry, it won't be accidental in the future

Can they all just fuck each other already?

Also: I'm sorry if I'm using the same pic over and over again. It's so hard to find new one 🫠🫠

canonically a huge part of why these men haven't killed themselves is bc they have alternating ER shifts and they don't want to burden each other like that. excellent old man yaoi material