artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet:
i bring a “technically i could do this tomorrow” energy to things that tomorrow me really resents
sometimes you just gotta go “man i actually don’t give a shit” and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101
little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying “you are what you eat” literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain
genie: yah ok
vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived
tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler
fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]
I can’t quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren’t a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man’s speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you’re skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you’ve gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I’ve got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.