it is TIME.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

I need your luck, bagel

….. Bagel?

Bagel.

Roasted bagel

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

was literally thinking the other day that i could really use one of those lucky golden potato posts right about now

this is obviously a burning bagel and not a golden potato but i suppose it’ll do LOL

Omfg my crush is sitting next to me rn too 😭

Give me luck bagel I need it

sure might as well..

doing this cuz why not

please I must need good news

let’s see what’ll bee

I don’t believe it

We will see about that. 👀

I need it right about now

Bagel, oh bagel I need you bagel

honestly, im overwhelmed w/ life all together right now, but im trying my very best.

When your wife won't shut up so you reduce him to polygon state

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

aint that just a suck in the dick

If my ocs were real and I walked into a room with all of them I'd immediately get jumped

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

I am Last, God of the advice.

I can’t get directly involved, but I can sure as hell tell you what I think you should do

I am tanaya, god of war

Not really helping my reputation here, autocorrect …

@justactgaussian

@ten-of-imps

@technicallyeldritch

@abirdsnest

@atlaswashere

@contemplativepancakes

@mychemicallazaruspit

@jkl-fff

I am Syv, God of the day

I need to find the God of the night, so we can figure out if we’re siblings, tragic starcrossed lovers or eternal enemies.

@thegneurshk

@whale-in-that-case

@hellooocaffeine

I am Whaley, god of the world cup final

@wandering-teapot and whoever else!

I am Teapot, god of action for the ggplot

I am Celeste, god of all the train engine.

Mmm yes. The T R A I N E N G I N E.

@mint-chip-superiority @mintchocolatehip

I am Mint, god of war.

@watermeezer @nerdypagan1 @the-ace-of-wrath

I am Ace, god of the day

@alexanderpukish

@godofchaos69

@jokerswild233

@grabowskibeepboop

@blackbear63

@zoxsansnc

@iamapeanutpleasefearme

There sure are a lot of gods of war and the day

I am Grabowski, go of the other people who ship it

I did have to go back a little for it to make some sense but I wanna try again

I am Grabowski, god of the blog

Hmm…

@weirdo09

@lilitblaukatz

@vaniloqu3nce

@97buttons

@hellothereandimsosorry

@oh-so-no-curse-words

@cxsually-cruel04

@nebulasaurus

@lazerem

@tryan-a-bex

I am Nebula, God of the world.

Oh please no.

@eliza-the-hunted @pannacottababy @lonelyclove @illumiiiz

I am Eve, god of the two things I want

😂😭???? does that mean I get to pick??

@bluebellhairpin @tabsters @bondilluns and whoever else <3

I am tabs, god of high school

FUCK NO I DONT WANT TO BE THE GOD OF HIGH SCHOOL

@professionalwaterbender @yourlocalapplejuice @iirexenii @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @filijester

I am kara, god of ptsd

that tracks

@youvebeengalindafied @yourlocalapplejuice

I am Ren god of all of the things that you have done

HELLO WHAT 😭😭😭

@groovyfandomhuman @bossbabyfan2

I am Ollie god of rocks

I mean rocks are pretty neat so that’s cool :D

@yams-and-toast @pirulated @i-just-need-a-book-please

I am Pirulated god of demigirl

ok. that’s normal.

@ all of my moots

I am Sam god of the universe and you

Well I don’t make the rules

Opentags

i am Sage god of the most important thing to remember; that you are not alone in this world

I am frog, god of my stand

JOJO?!!??

i am sylvia, god of the spooky institute of the world.

Apparently I’m Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

@gutterselkie @what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew @lxvenderfog @h-is-distracted-and-disoriented

I am Lav, god of death

??? Not what I expected-

@gutterselkie @matchaira and anyone else who wants to join! /nf

I am Snail, god of having trauma regarding the situation

Wtf ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not againnnnnnn

@crimsalwaysawake @scribblesandink @exlwandering @w4nd3r3r123456 and everyone else who wants to participate!!

This is kind of silly!! /nf obviously

I am Scribbles, God Of The Year Old

Idk what this means but thanks ig?

@king-nyx

I am Nyx, god of the world

:)

@hero-coded @blindhades @hallowsy

reblogged to fix the tags but

I am Hallowsy, God of War

this looked fun LOL

I am Log, God of Death

Do you ever think that. Hancock has ever had. A....no...no i shan't say it....a cock in his h-

Why can't he handle someone else's cock for once. He's so selfish.

I am under your bed.

If you come up we can play fallout 4

Do you ever think that. Hancock has ever had. A....no...no i shan't say it....a cock in his h-

Why can't he handle someone else's cock for once. He's so selfish.

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

Holy balls it's Lala.