ALTOriginal poster for Le frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971)
will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week
what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature
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ALTPrev you are a vile, wretched, evil creature
the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to
saying "thats a dracula": inaccurate because Dracula is a specific person, funny because we all know that Dracula is a vampire but by choosing to refer to any vampire as "a dracula" we imply that we are familiar with dracula but not familiar with vampires
saying "thats a nosferatu": accurate because nosferatu is not nosferatu's name
saying "thats a dracula": inaccurate because Dracula is a specific person, funny because we all know that Dracula is a vampire but by choosing to refer to any vampire as "a dracula" we imply that we are familiar with dracula but not familiar with vampires
saying "thats a nosferatu": accurate because nosferatu is not nosferatu's name