happy velvet revolution
WOW EVERYOE IS FOLLOWING ME,, HELLO
DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A GOOD RECIPE FOR LENTILS
Images created solely using mathematical equations by mathematical artist Hamid Naderi Yaganeh
In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.
Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all
So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T
women's beauty standards:
- hourglass body shape
- tiny waist
- long legs
- large eyes
- no body hair
conclusion:
ALTconventionally attractive woman
Note: while not easily visible to the naked eye, potter wasps are covered in setae! Not technically hair but of note nonetheless
[Image Source: Knau, Gary Alpert | Image ID: A photo of a potter wasp with visible setae /End IDs.]
My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?
Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING
Me: Seems hellish
Boyfriend: So does being an ant person
Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants
Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing….
Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!
Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.
Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)
Boyfriend: So these ant-people—
Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!
