cooking baking
you’re the only person who gets it
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
i love the implication of i’m-going-to-make-the-queers-take-care-of-me-once-i-can’t-anymore
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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how it feels to finally accept that you are just like your father. and it's hilarious even
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public-universal-sister
Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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great lakes kids are like "you wanna go to the lake this summer" as if any of us have a fucking choice
if you're from here ↓
you're Going to the Lake
post is a hit with the great lakes region residents
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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"
checks out, thank you melanie
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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
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Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever
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cast iron bong
and buddy? i'm about to start seasoning
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- Iron Bong
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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought
how did it taste?
How did what taste?