welcome.

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

@teashoesandhair your wish is my command :)

Probably, Levi should be more upset.

Probably he is still in shock. Right? He looks out of his taxi window (it's not technically a taxi, just some guy named Corey who offered him a ride to the airport, because Uber doesn't operate in fucking Tinyville, Bumfuck Middle-Of-Nowhere, Utah) and tracks water droplets racing each other down the glass, because of course it's raining, and his bad knee is killing him. 

Levi sniffs and rubs at his eyes and then pulls out his phone and books a ticket back to New York, wincing as four hundred and twenty-six dollars are deducted from his bank account. 

And, like, he should definitely be more upset.

He just got broken up with. He was engaged, for God's sake. A four-year relationship… over. Just like that. 

Corey says, "Ten minutes to the station." 

I wanted to do more, but this is all I had time for:)

it’s been three whole entire years

me, during season 1 of loki: i mean, i guess i could see lokius

me, like two minutes into the first episode of season 2: oh yeah they are the gay

1x1 | 2x1 | 3x1

MC spending the entirety of book 1 trying to bring Kade back from the Shadow Realm. Them finally reuniting at the very end. Only to immediately have MC snatched into the Shadow Realm, leaving Kade to search for them. Oh, the irony.

okay but imagine Kade dealing with MC's absence. Everyone's talking about the LIs but imagine our brother.

Kade was held captive in the Shadow Realm for so long. He was so fuckin lonely, so devastated, waiting everyday for MC to come and weighs the possibility of dying or MC dying. It's so difficult. Then when he finally gets rescued, he's quickly thrust into a new friend group. It's the thief guy again, with this tall elf dude and a strong orc who looks like she might knock his teeth out and the princess. Kade is also dealing with the grief of the time lost, that so many things have changed and dealing with the trauma of loss and pain too.

Imagine. Them just returning back to normalcy.

Kade thinks this is it. No more monsters to fight. He's joking when he talks to his sibling about how they're always running off to new adventures. He wants a quiet life telling stories. He's still iffy about getting along with MC's group of friends. It's still so new. They all have many different jokes, experiences that he doesn't know about. He just wants to spend time with his sibling - all that lost time. He doesn't want to think about "a new adventure" getting "whisked away". He's seen the dangers. He enjoys stories more, where it is safer to explore danger without getting corrupted by dark magic, poisoned by monsters eating into his skin, breaking arms and legs trying to escape and crying with all his heart out when they threw him back into prison. Starving for days.

And MC is gone.

They fight. They're gone. Through a portal. Kidnapped even before they could start a different life in Whitetower. He's planned everything out. A place where they can both be. Both have food to eat, stories to swap and -- they're gone.

The grief hits him. He blames himself. He blames their new friends. He blames everyone that has ever put MC through shit. He blames his own weakness, his inability to fight like the friend group. He's scared, he doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he's just so lost. He's adamant to ask for MC's friends for help. He's frightened by them and blames them for the mess they'd dragged MC into. He's hopeless. He's already grieving. He spends days searching for his sibling, crying every night, walking on foot all through Morella for answers.

He's screaming at Mal for his cocky attitude, Tyril for his apathy, Imtura for her impulsivity and Nia for her self-doubt. He's screaming at them to do something, do anything. He's seething, he's punching the walls thinking about his sibling starving in a prison like he was. He's shaking, he can't eat, he can't do anything without them. Everyday he wakes up with nothing left to go on for. Every day for a whole year. Nothing. Nothing about MC. Nothing about the Shadow Realm.

And then.. he sees them.

Step through a portal.

MC is in disbelief. Their eyes adjust to the light in Whitetower.

Kade doesn't believe his eyes. He cries tears of joy. MC doesn't understand.

"But -- you've been gone for a year!"

Playchoices today, after trending for the first time in 84 years:

rip to the people who don't want to see romance on the bear but i'm different. i came to see mess. they opened the sydmarcus pandora's box and had sydney literally vomiting at carmy's inability to commit to the restaurant. i need to see that manifest. i need to see marcus be sydney's claire and carmy going unhinged about it for reasons he cannot explain. why don't people want to see this. hot people want to see this

'you like pancakes and waffles and you kiss guys kn molly. you're not the heart of darkness.' sounds like something you'd see as a summary of an amazing in character 20k fic on ao3. but actually no. these words actually came out of kendall's mouth. they aired that shit and millions of people saw it and i didn't just dream it. insane

we go just right.

what it actually means is that a do not disturb sign will be on his and greg's shared office door

popstar who tries acting once and immediately thinks he’s a jeremy strong level method actor (he put on a costume then took it off)

i screamed at this line of dialogue like i got hit with an analog horror jumpscare. i can't remember the last time i've been so viscerally afraid of what was about to happen on my TV.

Manarola, La Spezia, Italy